I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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