How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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