I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
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well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
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Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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