Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
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I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
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You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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