How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
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I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
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I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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