You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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