I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Randomize
