I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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