She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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