why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
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Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
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I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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