just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
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I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
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I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
we're so committed to being not committed
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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