Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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