i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
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It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
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So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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