i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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