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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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