Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
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I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
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It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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