now i know why i became what i already was.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I have aggressive nipples.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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