would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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