so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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