my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
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