If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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