if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
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remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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