: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
That's intense
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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