I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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