His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
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I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
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I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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