xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
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You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
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she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
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