I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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