I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
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Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
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Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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