Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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