Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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