She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
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as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
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I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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