We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
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You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
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Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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