he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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