ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
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I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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