I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
no you cant smoke seaweed
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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