Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
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just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
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I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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