Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
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Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
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For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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