The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
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Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
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If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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