it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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