I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
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the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
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Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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