dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
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I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
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Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
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The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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