weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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