That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I need help removing her.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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