I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Randomize
