Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
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If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
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It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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