Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
did you just send me my own nude
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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