so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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