I have no recollection of sleep choking you
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
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Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
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Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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