its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize
