At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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