I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
this just has baby written all over it
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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