try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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