Your tits are I can't wait for
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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