just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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