ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
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All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Let's paint friendship bongs
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
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I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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