Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
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yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
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I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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