I don't remember. Are we still dating?
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
When did angry sex become our thing?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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