you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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