I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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